The following links comprise my daily internet sustenance, that which nourishes me in the airless void of cyberspace. Some of these sites make me smile, some make me laugh, and some just provide services that are actually useful. All are provided here at no charge, so that those in need of succor and nourishment may find it in that primarily barren land which in the internet.

The Onion	My only source for news online. With insightful commentary and objective reporting, The Onion is a journalism ideal - one of the few places anywhere that pays more attention to getting it right that getting it quick.
CNET	Got a hankering for expensive consumer electronic equipment. Try CNET, which will not only help you decide what to compulsively lust after, but which will also help you find the cheapest place to buy it. May your credit be fruitful and everlasting.
Elihu Carranza's Website	A good friend, a great artist. Buy one of his pictures, buy one of his paintings. A better investment that the stock market, and certainly more visually appealing.
Realizations	The online home of Walter Inglis Anderson, a remarkable artist who lived uncompromised. The anti-prufrock, here was a man who lived his art. Definitely worth a visit, and not just because I helped design the site.
Livejournal	Want to keep up with multiple friends spread across state lines, or just become embroiled in the Machievillian politics of fifteen year old girls. This is the place, an online shortcut to the collective unconscious. If for some reason you want to become more embroiled in my life, check out joshua_anderson 's entries. For entertainment value, you can't beat thedudeabides 's or detectiveni 's posts.
Goats	There is no shorter route to the trials and tribulations of a warrior-poet super-geek than Goats. Plus, it's damn funny.
Random Postmodernism Generator	Ever felt that postmodernism was just a bunch of random complicated words strung together. Prove yourself right here with these startlingly realistic randomly generated essays. Hit reload to generate a new essay. Turn one in for course credit - guaranteed B-.
Weather.com	Another service that seems too good to be be free. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Slashdot	The hollow sanctum of the uber geek. Want to learn how to port linux to a pda? What to learn how to port linux to a gameboy? Want to learn how to port linux to a wristwatch? Go here.
Ebay	Granted, unless your dead, you already know about this place. What you may not know is that the auction is device devised solely to compell people to pay more than market value for products. If you need some extra cash - find the lowest prices for expensive products from online retailers on CNET - auction those products on Ebay, send the product direct from your discount retailer to your winning bidder, pocket the profit. Easy buck, every time.